The BBC aired my 3 failed attempts to make a succesful T.V show. I'd watch the Luke of Love first if I were you, then maybe sex with my Father. The Vampire episode doesn't make a lot of sense as an introduction, we now know. 

Part of the Romesh Presents series on SKY1. 

Barry has been chatting with God, turns out he's the chosen one. Now he just needs to let everyone know. 

I cheated on my girlfriend so she stopped talking to me. I tried to make it up to her by humiliating myself in public but she just ended up getting a restraining order against me. The restraining order was only for 10 years though so she obviously wants to see me again. 

Stewart Lee said that "Every comedian needs to find and build an audience." But if you want to save time you could just steal someone else's.